Healthcare is a noisy field. A symphony of sounds constantly competes to be heard in an already crowded audio attention economy. Beyond the more extreme cases of alarm fatigue, the end audio user experience for patients and practitioners is a stressful sonic soundscape, one that is far louder than it needs to be. This amount of sound can make us sicker, with nerve-wracking noises interrupting sleep and unnecessarily increasing anxiety. When sick people in the hospital can get sicker, that means longer recovery times, amongst other complications.The WHO recommends a range of 30dB-35dB for the background noise level in healthcare facilities between nighttime and daytime, respectively. For reference, that is about as loud as a whispering conversation. The cacophony is a collection of humans and machines: those ringing phones, conversations, fluorescent lights buzzing, ventilation systems whirring, and medical equipment chirping. Combined, they contribute to the overall loudness and can quickly exceed those limits. Recent reports indicate that facilities have background sounds of 42dB on the lower end up to 60dB, an additional 30dB beyond the lower end of the scale. While the increase from 30dB to 60dB is doubled in decibels, the growth is logarithmic, meaning it is perceived as 8x louder than the provided limit.